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FROM JOHTO WITH LOVE! EPISODE 1

crafted by: Pokémon Trainer Kev

A continuing series about my adventures in Pokémon SoulSilver.

EPISODE 1: Fucking up Falkner

So I arrive in the Johto Region at New Bark Town ready to start my Pokémon adventure. Things have drastically changed since the last time I was here. The graphics are more detailed, there’s more use of sound and weather effects, and there’s more use for your touch screen. Thank god! The game’s aesthetics really shine. They have been drastically polished since Platinum and I was surprised at all the small details. Water looks like water and grass looks like grass. Wow! But in all seriousness it’s a very pretty game. A new feature to these games is the ability to have you mom save money for you as you win battles.

You can decline and be a wasteful greedy fuck or you can play it Wall Street and take advantage of this wise investment. Thanks, mom. Now I can buy beer.