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30Mar/100

Come Pokéwalk With Me… At PAX East 2010

crafted by: Pokémon Trainer Kev

Prof. Rowan: "Quick! What smells like pizza farts at all times?! PAX East 2010!!!"

OK so PAX East was a total bust! What the fuck, guys? What could’ve been a showcase of imported gaming goods and exclusive merchandise, ended up being a very bad Museum of Science exhibit. That’s a New England joke for ya! Alex said it best. It was for the “gaming community” and that’s pretty much why it was so goddamn lame… and smelly.

I love Magic the Gathering. I’m a complete weirdo for still playing, and loving, Pokémon at my age. But nothing compares to the pure nerd blood flowing in my veins when it comes to slinging cardboard in a damp basement with fellow Planeswalkers. For the life of me I couldn’t find any exclusive pre release cards for the new Rise of the Eldrazi set coming out. I saw an awesome photo booth featuring an excellent looking Eldrazi statue, but no cards. The illustrations booth was neat but nothing stood out. Fail.