Summer Gaming
crafted by: PaulI try to avoid using the word visceral on this blog because of it's toxic "video game marketing" bent - but I have to say that summer is the most visceral month. It is a season dominated by sensations and feelings, instinct and nostalgia - and excepting the oppressive heat - all of these feelings are positive. Even mosquito bites have a kernel of happiness at their center because one only gets them in the summer (ideally at a BBQ... at a yacht club... on Martha's Vineyard).
But any serious gamer spent a decent amount of their summers indoors playing video games. Sure this sounds sad, and is probably a truth that is best left unsaid to any girl, but memories of sitting in front of a fan, possibly shirtless, playing Final Fantasy are the equal to any day at a beach eating cheese sandwiches. As a kid/adolescent, summer was an infinite sprawl of free time to play as many video games as possible. I would give a few toes to be as carefree and steeped in games as I once was able to be, able to casually knock of 30 hours on RPG in just a week instead of a month.
As my ability to acquire games outpaces my ability to actually play them, I've built up a shamefully thick backlog of games-to-play in my library. This summer, with at least a week out of commission due to impending surgery, I've been thinking about what games I should finally beat and/or rack up more hours in. Yeah, I'll probably just winding up playing Mass Effect 1 and 2 again, but at the beginning of summer I get so nostalgic for the summers of my youth that I only want to play old games. Here are THE five games I need to play this summer:
- Beyond Good & Evil
- Skies of Arcadia
- Final Fantasy XII
- Star Ocean: The Second Story
- Vagrant Story
And, like every summer, I swear to play a 3D Zelda game. Every summer since it was released, I drag my N64 out and hook it up to the TV so I can take another pass at Ocarina of Time. But I only ever make it through the first dunegon and out onto Hyrule Field before I put the controller down, throw up, and never to pick it up for the rest of the summer. Is it because my surviving N64 controller is sorta busted? Or perhaps because the N64 on an HD-TV looks like shit? Or is it because I never really liked Ocarina of Time as much as I wanted to? I suspect the former two, but deep down, I know it is the latter. And that's why I think I try to play it every year - because I love A Link to the Past so much, why shouldn't I love Ocarina of Time? Looking at the other games in the series, would I like Major's Mask and it's eccentricities more? It's arguable that The Wind Waker and Twilight Princess are just updated, more contemporary versions of Ocarina of Time, so maybe I should just skip to them?
Zelda and summer go hand-in-hand especially in my mind because the Zelda games were the first ones to impress a sense of environment on me. Plants, animals, all seemed to be a part of their surroundings, and exploring ones surroundings is what Zelda, and summer, are all about. Ocarina of Time had a fantastic, almost impressionistic sense of place, probably necessary beause of hardware limitations. The impression of these Zelda games always brings me back, but the mechanics of actually playing it aren't that appealing to me. And you know what? I guess I could say the same for summer - it's a fantastic memory, but often in the thick of it, I'm sweating my ass off and giant bugs constantly harass me.
Epilogue: After I finished writing this Zelda rant, I realized that what I love most about Zelda games is present by the boatload in Beyond Good & Evil, the game at the top of my summer list. So check that game out!
Turbo Review: Final Fantasy XIII vs. Alex
crafted by: AlexFinal Fantasy XIII changes paradigm to Relentless Assault!
- Characters are diverse and conflicts between the group members are interesting
- Story is straight forward and enjoyable... for the first half of the game.
- Graphics, both in game and cinematic, are incredible.
- New battle/character development system is engaging, tactical, and makes you feel like every decision is important.
Alex casts Ruinga!
- Story becomes convoluted during the second half of the game.
- Lack of clear motivation / enemy during second half of the game.
- Vague weapons system will leave you clueless without using a guide.
- A few cheap, unavoidable battles, where enemy may 1-hit kill you.
- Side quests are more boring and uninspired than quests in MMOs.
Battle Summary:
I'm going to assume you have all read other reviews or played FFXIII, and also I assume that many of you are wondering why "linear" didn't show up under my negative list above. That is because i don't think the game being linear is bad, but rather differet. In fact in terms of story and characters, I thought Final Fantasy XIII shone brightest during the first 25-30 hours, and I felt the game nose dived at the point most reviews say the game becomes enjoyable. While the battle system becomes more enjoyable when you reach the "open world" section, the rest of the game suffers greatly. I felt like I wasn't making progress in the "open world" and the side quests were so terribly boring (hint hint: all quests require you to kill a specific enemy.)
That being said, I really enjoyed Final Fantasy XIII, more so than FFX and FFXII, and it got me back into JRPGs for the first time since the beginning of this generation. The game is long, it took me 42 hours to beat, and that is with only a few hours of side quests. For those of you who don't play many games, this may be great news, but personally I felt so incredibly relieved (and satisfied) when Final Fantasy XIII was finally over. This game is very different than from other Final Fantasy games, and you may find yourself disappointed at first, but give it a chance and you may find a lot to like.
Turbo Value: $50/$60
(msrp $60) score explanation...
Fabula Jersey Crystallis: Jersey Shore cast’s fav Final Fantasy games
crafted by: PaulThis winter's TV smash hit Jersey Shore may be a bit on the played out side. America's other favorite thing however, Final Fantasy, is going strong after the release of Final Fantasy XIII last week. If you watched the show, you might have been surprised, like we were, to hear a few refences to Chocobos and equipping Relics.
Does Jersey Shore and the Final Fantasy have more in common besides spikey hair? Turbo Boss Battle sat down to "battle" the Jersey Shore cast and learn what Final Fantasy games they love most. Continue reading to find out!
Final Fantasy III Commercial
crafted by: PaulLeona Lewis was a terrible choice for a Final Fantasy XIII theme-song singer. Granted, games never have good songs, but even that Spec Ops: The Line trailer had Bjork, and that's the only thing that made me interested in that game. I can only dream of a Lady Gaga Final Fantasy commercial...
Random Encounters: GameStop casts GP Rain!
crafted by: PaulA few days ago the video game blogs were abuzz with the news that GameStop would be offering two of March's biggest titles, Final Fantasy XIII and God of War III, for $20 with the trade-in of two select titles. After sizing up the list of titles they'd accept for the promotion, I realized that I could part with two Xbox 360 games I wouldn't miss if that meant getting Final Fantasy for a relative steal. Not many hours later, even bigger news broke that GameStop would be offering a whopping 50% bonus on all titles traded in for the next three weeks. Hot damn that's a good deal, I thought, but no way would the games I intend to trade be over $40, so that Final Fantasy deal is still top notch.
Yesterday I strutted myself into GameStop after work and dropped my two trade-ins down before the emaciated sales assistant. I said I wanted to pre-order the PS3 Final Fantasy with the $40 off deal. He screwed his dead eyes to mine and explained that the games would prob be worth more with the 50% trade-in. "All right, let's see," I dead-panned back, trying to keep the upper-hand, which is lost sometimes in a treacherous swamp like GameStop.
"With the trade-in bonus, you'll make $54 off these games," the clerk breathed.
Let's stop the story-telling before I hurt myself. So in two weeks, I'll be getting Final Fantasy XIII for $10 thanks to this sweet GameStop deal. I highly reccomend you consider selling those "meh" games you own and trading in for at least something new. I'm debating getting rid of the two Modern Warfares in exchange for Darksiders or Battlefield: Bad Company 2. Why? Tanks.



