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1Apr/100

SNES-A-Day: American Gladiators

crafted by: Paul

Be still my heart fart!

American Gladiators

Time played: 6 minutes

Events won: 0

More like, events understood: 0! This game makes no sense. On several occasions I found myself in the "goal" zone after dodging bullets to get there, but the clock still counting down. They wouldn't let me leave the game! I'm no American Gladiators expert - I know enough to think references to the colorful "cast" of gladiators is funny, but I don't know most of the actual events besides the padded-q-tip duel.

Fortunately the game let me zip right along through the contests, and fortunately the computer was dumb enough that often both of us lost the event.

I won't lie, I played this several days ago still in a haze of sickness so I can't remember most of what happened. But I took lots of pictures.

None of me are champions!

Boobs vs legs! Both muscley!