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Pokémon Trainer Kev

Age: Old
Education: The back alleys of Kanto

Kev doesn't have time for Ledybas, Skitties, or Wigglytuffs! Pokémon stands for POCKET-MONSTER and none of those jerks qualify. Garchomp and Aggron? Now we're on the same page! Kev remembers his days in Kanto when having an Alakazam meant you were a force to be reckoned with. He's traveled across the land, searching far and wide, destroying hapless travelers with his level 100 Venusaur and level 100 Empoleon. Energy ball comin' atcha'! Empoleon, use ICE BEAM!!! He's collected and exiled countless Pokémon; trading his worst to idiot children for their Mudkipz. He herd you leikd them. He's even captured every Legendary Pokémon without using master balls and has logged over 300 hours on Pokémon Platinum.

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  1. Oh.
    My.
    God.
    That is a lot of pokemans…

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