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GAME-A-DAY: HEAVY SHREDDIN’ (NES)

"HEY!HEY!HEY!HEY! OOO EEE OOO WOAH!"

Time Played: 15 Minutes

Winter Hats Worn in Summertime: 0

Congratulations, Heavy Shreddin', you're 21 years old and still fucking impossible.  In Heavy Shreddin' you play as rad 80's snowboarder attempting to complete different events.  There's a downhill(time limit), slalom(gates) and something called backwood(spooning with an erection).  I've never made it past the slalom and I've had this game as long as I've had NES because there's no sense of depth on the screen and I can't judge when the snowboarder will be totally extreme and avoid an obstacle or be less than gnar-gnar and wipe out.  I Heavy Shreddin' for how hard it is because games just aren't hard enough anymore.  Gameplay hours used to be determined by the game's difficulty alone and not by how much content the developers put into a storyline. I miss that.

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